No More Saluting Our Vampire Overlords…

Thanks to those wacky scientists! We here at Mysterious Earth are quite thrilled to discover that some in the scientific community have decided to quit worrying about frivolous stuff like global warming, asteroid impacts, etc. Instead, some scientists have been busy deriving a mathematical proof that vampires CAN NOT exist! Whew!

Here’s the theory in a nutshell:

Efthimiou’s debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.

Now THAT’S science!!! Read all the details here.

We’ll be sleeping much better tonight…